Heard a quote from Mitch Hedberg that I’d never heard before today.
If I made orange juice I wouldn’t be so hardcore on people. I would be more polite. Like I wouldn’t print “Shake well” on the carton because you don’t know how well people can shake. I would write, “Shake to the best of your ability”. Then I’ll have a diagram that shows the uninitiated how to shake. “Alright, put it over here. Then put it over here. Then put it over here quicker.
Pure gold dude. I rofled when I heard this. Other favs:
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